The Evil Rani

Friday, October 19, 2007

My Favorite Quotes

I just thought I would explain a little about my favorite quotes. Some people would think it's weird that I don't know who said half of my favorite quotes.Well I am just going to tell you the reason! Not because someone asked but because I am really bored. So, for starters some of them came from key chains and bumper stickers and I don't know who said them. I guess I could say they are from a key chain or bumper sticker but I'll have you know they are already up there and I am too lazy to go change them! Now even more of them are from other peoples Quotes lists and I really liked them but they don't know who said them there for I don't know who said them! Then there are the ones who I heard and know who said them, and the ones that I know who said them but I didn't hear them. These ones I also got from other people who may or may not have heard them but know who said them. I would also like to say something about the ones that do not make any sence to the people who read them and say 'I have the book and seen the movie that person didn't say that!' Well you are right the person didn't say that I read it in a Fanfiction! There now I think I have explained all my favorite quotes to you! I have to say if you read all of this you must have time on your hands. Either that or you didn't really want to read it you were just bored like me! Or you can have your own reason, I guess thats allowed.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Uber!

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Thoughts To Ponder...

Have you ever wondered why guy animals are prettier than girl animals? I have... and I know they are pretty to help them attract a mate but don't you think it should be the girl who's pretty so she can attract a mate? 'Cause it's like girls are pretty and guys are handsome but with animals it's opposite. Maybe it's because the guy's aren't very smart so they got the looks instead? Or maybe they're sexist and think that sence the girls are going to be home with the babies all the time and aren't going to get out much they don't need the looks? I wonder......

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

My Babies!

I have two dogs, one named Biscuit, he's a Sheltie mix. The other is named Teddy, he's a big fluffy ball of terrier! We got Biscuit when he was 3 months old, we thought he was a stray sence he didn't have a collar and kept coming to our house to play and for food. So we took him in and put an ad in the paper to see if someone would call or come by for him. When no one came we took him and got his shots and toys and everything, then who should show up but his old owners! They came by saying that they had just seen the ad and wanted to see him. The lady had two kids with her and they kept calling him Sam I Am, I wanted so bad just to tell them 'His name is Biscuit not Sam!' But I didn't and they let us keep him! We were so happy even though we had to house train him!
A few years later we were moving to a new house and my Aunt's dog Lucy had puppies and she let us pick one. So of course we had to pick the cute fluffy one....that chews things up! When we first got him he was so tiny and fluffy he looked just like a teddy bear so we named him Teddy. Now he's just as fluffy and cute but he is both taller and longer than Biscuit! We are all happy to have them in the family! Even more now that Teddy only chews on his toys and stuffed animals!

Favorite Quotes

“When I get the urge to clean, I lay down until it passes.” - Unknown
“The shortest distance between two points is under construction.” – Noelie Altito
“Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.” – Unknown
“Some days I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.” - Unknown
“It’s a control freak thing. I wouldn’t let you understand.” – S.H. Underwood
“Illiterate? Write for help!” – Anonymous
The twins seemed to adopt Harry as either a little brother or a pet. Harry wasn't sure which. - Curse of Fate
Only Severus would come as close as he ever would to saying ‘I love you’ while glaring at the other person as if they were guilty of something. - Shadows Within the Light
Heero walked around the animal, looking it over. Then he stopped right in front of the horse’s nose, caught it by the bridle and turned its head a little to one side so he could look directly into one of its large brown eyes. “Let’s have an understanding,” he said. “You’re the horse; I’m the rider. I’m in charge. You do what I say without any nonsense and we’ll get along just great. If not, we may have to have a discussion.” - Heero to his horse, Gundam Wing and the Men of Sherwood Forest
And no, we didn’t continually drop him on his head. It was only once, and Padfoot and I caught him halfway down anyway. - Remus Lupin, Harry's Sanity
"You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me." - Unknown
"Yes. I am 33 years old, and I need a babysitter." - Sakuma-san, Pianissimo Butterfly
"Yes date and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable evil. You know, I want to do girly things." - Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"We're told to go on living out lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews?" - Ellen DeGeneres, hosting the Emmy Awards TV Show, November 4, 2001
"Warning: Trespassers will be shot Warning: Survivors will be shot again." - Unknown
"This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force." - Unknown
"This is Molly. Molly is my 'Personal Assistant'. Well, that is her title, anyway. Her job description is more like 'Making sure that Sakuma Ryuichi doesn't end up dead in a puddle of his own drool'". - Sakuma-san, Pianissimo Butterfly
"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence." - Unknown
"They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!" - Unknown
"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." - Unknown
"That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again." - Unknown
"So how do you know if one's aura is dirty? Does somebody come by with a finger and write 'Wash Me' on it?" - Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Severus Snape would not under any circumstance become a man who shrugs… even if it was beginning to look like he was the kind of person who held meaningful conversations with owls." - My Dear Boy
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer." - Unknown
"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems." - Unknown
"My goal in life is to hurt you, severely. Come here..." - Unknown
"Meddle ye not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup." - Unknown
"Like in Star Trek, the guy in the red suit always gets it." - Unknown
"I’ve watched you play more hours of Final Fantasy than I think is healthy. And I’m sorry I offended you. Of course the logical thing to do after saving the world and losing your imaginary boyfriend is to become a pop star." - Yuki, 100 Ways
"It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?" - Unknown
"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you." - Unknown
"If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!" - Unknown
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." - Unknown
"If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished." - Unknown
"I'LL TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR GOAT LOVING BROTHER AND WHAT HIS INAPPROPRIATE CHARMS REALLY WERE!" - Petunia Dursley, Curse of Fate
"I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat." - Raven, Teen Titans
"I mean, he's American, and you know how they are..." - Ron Weasley, Never say let go
"I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever." - Unknown
"I hear voices, and they don't like you." - Unknown
"I got you a houseplant as a pet. In retrospect, I should not have told you that plants like to be talked to. Do we really have to go over the concept of an “inside voice” again? I have also avoided the temptation to replace the plant with a dead one and tell you that your voice was responsible." - Yuki, 100 Ways
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." - Draco Malfoy
"He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged." - Unknown
"Great now I'm ganna have serious thoughts all day!" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Good. I think, perhaps, I should like to have a birthday party." - Harry, Curse of Fate
"God did not create men and women equal...don't worry; give him time, and he'll evolve." - Unknown
"For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain." - Unknown
"Flying is easy! Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!" - Unknown
"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly." - Tag On Superman Cape
"By the way, Vice Minister Darlian is on her way to L1. She may be there already. She seems to have an uncanny knack for figuring out where you are. That day you guys were missing, she barged into my office insisting you were dead because she couldn’t ‘feel’ you. She’s got some kind of built in Heero Sensor Tracking System." - Magicians of Gundam Wing
"At your request, I’ve stopped suggesting to Ryuichi that he go play in traffic. I honestly didn’t know he would actually do it." - Yuki, 100 Ways
"Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else." - Unknown
"Ah, you don't want that one." the store clerk insisted,noticing and shaking her head sadly. "Touched in the head, it is" - About a snake, Curse of Fate
"A university professor set an examination question in which he asked the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A to a student who answered: 'I don't know and I don't care.'" - Richard Pratt
"A trade, intreaging. No, wait. Boring. Pull off his knee caps!!" - Balthazar, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Unknown
"'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit' as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot." - Unknown